Monday, November 10, 2008

Jobs Are Like Women


As a single guy I spend a lot of time looking for women. Lately I've also been spending a lot of time looking for a job. You would be amazed how similar these two activities are. Let me list a few things that have brought me to the conclusion that "Jobs Are Like Women."


1. A good one is hard to find.

2. If it's good then everybody wants it.

3. Most of them ignore me.

4. Anyone can get the easy ones.

5. If you quit one it's gonna cost you a lot of money!

6. You will need it's permission to play golf with the boys.

7. If you don't have one, you want one. If you have one, you don't want one.

8. They ask a lot of questions.

9. As soon as you get one, expectations change.

10. If you are good at kissing ass, you will always have one.