Has this ever happened to you?
I was at the gym this morning working out in the cardio area. All of a sudden I catch a whiff of body odor. So I start getting annoyed and judgmental. My thoughts go something like this: "Come on man! I'm trying to workout here!" "Have you ever heard of deodorant pal? Maybe you should add it to the shopping list!" "Geez, this is ridiculous!"
Then suddenly I had the horrifying realization... "Wait a minute! That's Me!"
To add insult to injury, I was working out right next to my neighbor. I'm sure she was thinking "No wonder that guy's still single! Good Grief!"