Step One: Check in the mirror for gray hair.
Step Two: If you have experienced 5 or more of the following scientifically proven indicators you are officially a stressed out single dad. I have personally experienced ALL of them!!!
- You drive away from the gas station with the gas pump still attached to your gas tank.
- Your kids are involved in Piano Lessons, Karate, Basketball, Dance, and Scouts. ALL IN THE SAME DAY!!!
- You have frequent heart palpitations.
- You can quote lines from every Disney movie made in the last 10 years.
- Grocery shopping ALL BY YOURSELF is the most satisfying part of your week.
- You TiVo the Oprah Winfrey Show.
- You can do laundry and dishes in your sleep...and you often do.
- You log more miles than a New York cab driver.
- You have the school calendar memorized, but your personal calendar is empty.
- You go to the dentist for a root canal and it is the most relaxing part of your day.